Vanity & Sin

Moron Conversations V.4

Me: Are you high?

Idiot: ....

Me: Well I can tell.. does that means that you're driving around with it in your car?

Idiot: ...well yeah...

Me: And what does that mean if I wouldn't have been able to pick up our daughter today?

Idiot: Well..uh..I could have got her..

Me: You could have NOT got her! What happens if you get pulled over?

Idiot: Nothing, I just get a ticket..

Me: Um..no. Not in AZ buddy. You go directly to JAIL. Then you get a Class 6 Felony to start with.. What do you think happens to our daughter? You think they just wait for me to show up to pick her up when they arrest you?

Idiot: ....

Me: I'm not your mother, but your officially removed from picking her up or dropping her off EVER at daycare. I won't have my child in a vehicle with you if you're being that stupid.

Idiot: I've been working a lot of hours, and I've just been bringing it with in case I work late..

Me: Does that mean it was in your car on Monday when you were off and picked her up? How often is it in your car?

Idiot: Um..I don't know..no, of course I didn't Monday..

Me: Well I saw your stupid eyeballs when I got home AND you decided to go grocery shopping after a WHOLE day off work at 5pm WITH her - so I know you did at some point. Don't you ever pick her up again, otherwise I'm calling the cops.

Idiot: You can't do that! I won't, I promise!

Me: I don't care. I don't trust you, and if you DO pick her up, I'll get a court order to keep you from transporting her in a vehicle. You're a fucking idiot.

Idiot: ... can I go change now?

Had to share this interesting conversation.. I literally felt like I was talking to my daughter's big brother..her 16yr old brother and not her father. This was last night, and I didn't even flip out - I'm in full "mom mode" I guess.. jeezus. More to come! It's all sorts of fun at my house!

And yes, we are in process of removing ourselves from the household. Someone's got to GO and I mean ASAP. I am enough of a fool to let it slide this long.. So don't even ask.

I love clarity..it's been a long time...